How is it even remotely possible in the year 2010 with all the tv and texting and internet and newspapers and magazines and books and tweeting and blogging that you didn't know that if you have sex without a condom or the dozen other methods of birth control that you would get pregnant? How is this possible? While watching a "16 & Pregnant" marathon this weekend, I was baffled by how stupid teenage girls AND boys still are today when it comes to a pretty simple concept...sex equals babies. It's really that simple you know, sex's main function is to create babies. Oh, I know, it's fun as hell, but the bottom line is that...sex equals babies. So girls, for the sake of all of us, please stop opening up your legs and start opening up your minds. Life really is much better once you have a degree and a house and a husband and a savings account and THEN a baby. Here's a tip: masturbation, it's safer, more satisfying, and one hundred percent baby-free!Thank you.
Great stuff.
ReplyDeleteThat's a great opinion... But you're having sex with the wrong person if you think masterbation is more satisfying than actual sex
ReplyDeleteyou're kind of a dick
ReplyDeleteFuck u and go to hell. U just saying this because no one will have sex with your ugly ass. & no I'm not one of the "stupid ppl"
ReplyDeleteReally? Beacuse if u mad about this it must have hit a stupid nerve somewhere in you. Oh and fuck you.
DeleteXD this shit made me laugh truly magnificent stuff you have here, and the HATE MAIL lolz gotta love that hate mail like really you sir literally have my sides splitting much like those idiots who can't keep their legs closed BRAVO
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